12 May 2002

Here's something interesting, Alec if you're in new york watch out for this. Copied from jaded writings:

An Official Brush-Off

You're in a bar, humoring the guy who bought you a drink. You've tried to be kind, maybe even a bit forceful in telling him you're simply not interested. He doesn't get the hint; he assumes since you accepted the drink, he's "in there."

Now, if you live in New York City, you have a painless way out of this difficult situation. Just give him this phone number: 212-479-7990.

Instead of reaching your answering machine, Casanova will get the Rejection Line operator. For no charge, the rejected paramour will also be given the option of speaking with a comfort specialist or hearing a sad poem.

What will they come up with next?

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