Hullo folks. We just got a few new staffers -- they're going to help us out a lot I think, and I just wanted to report that one looks a lot like Michael Stipe and the other looks a lot like Guy Pearce. His name (he claims) is Alex Pearson, which seems close enough to Pearce to mean they might be related.

Alec, what can I say...you're a memorable guy. When she's a superstar she'll introduce you to some entertainment executives who want someone to write a screenplay in latin.