In Passing somehow manages to overhear a bizarre snippet of conversation every single day while wandering around Berkeley. I was starting to get disapointed that "hey, i live in Berkeley, and i never hear any of this stuff." Until today:

It's not just you. Everyone's uncultured, it's the result of bad parenting. Your parents suck! [pause] Are they dead? If so, i'll take that back. [shakes head] Your parents suck!
--One boy talking to another as they walked between classes at 11 this morning