Looking at my comments again, they seem quite harsh. To clarify, I'm not attacking our beloved Noah or his impressive score (even though for the few minutes I played the game I didn't discover any way to lose), but I am attacking whoever invented that game.

I'll take back what I said -- there are probably worse games out there. And if there were a game named after me, I'd be thrilled about it. (I'd also be angry if they made it bad, however.)