I can see Noah taking a bus down to the Oakland A's offices and offering his services to Billy Beane. One thing about that article that was interesting... it treated the Ricardo Rincon trade as if it was just another day at the office. But GMs only make a few trades a year, even GMs as wily as Beane. That means that the two hours encapsulated in that article were two of the most vital hours in the entire Athletics' season. That guy's got confidence.

I had to do nothing sneaky to win those cookies, by the way. I just went to the current Yale website. Furthermore, I even told the person that she might have left already, but she has been the provost for a while.

I don't think I have anything to add to the triplet story. It speaks volumes for itself.