I'd forgotten that particular genre of haiwen joke, the blunt and boring as possible insulting joke, usually followed by a cackle and a refusal to realize that no one else was amused.
[Well, I was sort of amused. On second thought, though, I've removed it. -- Alec]
[I'm reminded of one of Haiwen's favorite non sequitur: "Is that because you have a metal plate in your wrist?" --Noah]
[I found it extremely amusing, as did Bessie. Perhaps we should ask the subject what she thinks of it? --Dave]