Great first paragraph of a movie review:

She's got the same impeccable grooming, the same stylish but subdued wardrobe. She's got the same posh upper-crust accent, the same habit of bouncing from one exotic locale to the next, and of never settling down with just one lover. All that's missing, in fact, is the shaken-not-stirred vodka martini and those shushed Scottish S's. The evidence is clear: Angelina Jolie is the best Bond since Sean Connery