Life imitates The Onion: According to the New York Times, the failure of Gigli has prompted Kevin Smith to recut Jersey Girl so that Jennifer Lopez dies within the first fifteen minutes.

Meanwhile, Gigli has dropped to #1 on imdb.com's bottom 100 movies of all time list, which is just ridiculous. As I try to argue in my post below, Gigli isn't much of a movie, but it's far from worthless.

The makeup of that bottom 100 list has changed dramatically over the past few months. Before, it was almost entirely populated by movies from the MST3K canon, but now there's room for recent debacles like From Justin to Kelly, Glitter, Rollerball, Ballistic, and On Deadly Ground.