My firstborn son is going to be brought up to be a knuckleball pitcher.

Incidentally after the 9th inning I think for a pitcher facing the yankees and only needing one out with no one on you've gotta be pretty happy to have soriano coming up. I mean sure he's an MVP candidate and all, but did you see that at bat? Pitch six inches outside for a swinging strike, repeat, miss high, repeat. Strike out, with no pitches even being close to strikes.