So, I need a date for my company's holiday party on December 18. Normally I wouldn't make a desperate appeal on the blog like this, but I've realized that I no longer know any available women in New York, or at least no viable prospects. (At least, I don't think so. Hard to tell with some...) The party will be held at the Temple of Dendur at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Music will be courtesy of, hmmm, the King David String Ensemble. Any takers?