There are a handful of articles out today about the fifth anniversary of The Blair Witch Project, all noting that the careers of those involved with that particular phenomenon haven't exactly caught on fire. (One of the actors has gone back to his old job, moving furniture.) As for the directors, their intended followup, a wacky comedy called Heart of Love, was shelved more than a year ago.

Heart of Love sounds like it would have been a fun project, though. It would have starred Don Knotts and, um, Gallagher.