The best thing about April is the projected baseball statistics. For example, Barry Bonds is going to hit .525 with 91 homeruns, 243 walks (111 of which will be intentional), a .703 on-base percentage, and a 1.325 slugging percentage. Dontrelle Willis will lead the league with a 0.00 ERA, and Armando Benitez will save 80 games. And our beloved Twins will have the best record in the majors at 111-51.