We're one week into the great Noah-Dave Lifestyle Swap, and I must say that it's hard to live up to the standards set by my predecessor. While Noah's galavanting around Europe, I've been keeping up my end by hanging out in Berkeley, doing math at random times of the day, and spending a great deal of time surfing the internet. Where I'm falling behind, however, is the party factor: I only went out drinking in San Francisco once in the last week, and we didn't even make it to a club.