Don't ask me how I ended up on www.sugardaddyforme.com (I was researching my novel—honest!), but it's much more fun to read than other dating sites. Instead of clever headlines, the personals get right to the point: "Can you pay my bills?" All in all, it's a little like browsing Hermès online: I keep saying, "Hmmm, that's cute...but I probably can't afford it."