I just got back from Sway, an aggressively hip lounge in Soho that has a Morrissey night every Sunday. Sample dialogue, as my friend and I surveyed the crowd:

She: You go for the androgynous type, right?
Me: Well, in a pinch, I'll take slutty.

Anyway, the evening ended up being more "How Soon is Now?" than anything else. (You know: "You go and you stand on your own / and you leave on your own...") Still, I had a good time. And Bessie, if you're ever in town on a Sunday...!