Here's the funny thing about MSN's lists of the ten things that every single man and single woman must own: by my calculations, the man's list would set me back at least a thousand dollars ($150 jeans, $200 dress shoes, $230 coffee maker, $120 sheets, not to mention the comfortable couch…), while the woman's list would probably cost all of $50 (an Eminem CD, earplugs, a six-pack of bottled beer...a condom...?). I'm not counting the "nice pair of heels," of course, which I assume that most women already own, but still: $1,000 vs. $50—doesn't that sum up the whole dating game right there?