Longtime readers of this blog know that I love index funds, especially the ones offered by Vanguard, which is where most of my net worth currently resides. A few months ago, I even complained that I was "disappointed that John Roberts didn't own any index funds." Well, guess what? It looks like Samuel Alito owns lots and lots of index funds, through Vanguard, no less, which is great! Except that, er, it's not.