Can we pass some Constitutional Amendment automatically removing Members of Congress when they send out god-awful letters at taxpayer expense?

Almea sent a postcard to our Congresswoman, Heather Wilson, asking that a treasured piece of national forest be protected from drilling. In response, Wilson sent Almea a long-winded, three page letter replete with typos and prose like this:

Almea there are some places that have outstanding recreational, scenic, and wildlife value. The Valle Vidal is one of these places. I look forward to continuing to work to see the Valle Vidal protected.

And this:

With my support, the House recently passed a refinery permitting bill that would require all of the permits that are currently required, but make the process shorter by doing a lot of things simultaneously.

Ah, that clears things up for me. Thanks, Congress!