[Woman standing alone, maroon backdrop]
[woman]: The freedom to choose is one of our most cherished rights. So this President's Day, celebrate the freedom to choose by coming to Furniture Row and choosing from a wide selection of furniture with no interest financing!
[cut away to pictures of sofas and whatnot while annoying announcer starts listing off prices and incentives.]
(Don't ask why I was watching Saturday morning cartoons.)
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