12 March 2003

I don't know if I've ever had to cut anything particularly juicy from a movie review; after all, the nice thing about being a film critic is that you can say just about anything you want. I mean, you're talking to the guy who called The Beach "a technically exquisite but vacuous work of cinematic self-abuse" and Charlie's Angels "a two-hour campaign video for Cameron Diaz's rear end," and said of Disney's Dinosaur: "This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper." Man, I was such a bitch.

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