New Mexico Update:

Everyone's favorite Vice Chancellor is returning to Connecticut tomorrow. And Bessie's godparents who live in Godforsakenville still haven't had their windows shot out. Bessie's dad and sister found the quirkiest businesses ever during their stay in Albuquerque, including a barber shop that has expanded to also offer Cuban sandwiches, billiards, and cigars.

If you have no clue what I'm talking about, and are wondering why Bessie is in New Mexico, let me know and I will fill you in by email.