26 July 2003

I was just reminded of a story from a party several weeks ago that was pretty funny.

So this girl is handing everyone vagina stickers (i don't know why) and i choose one that says "VAGINA" (Lisa's said "Vaginas are magic"). Anyway, I try to pull off the back from the corner but can't get it to unstick.

me: I don't know if there's any good way to say this but, I can't get my vagina sticker off.

her (laughing): Ah well, I have lots of experience with this, let me show you... See you take the flaps and fold them back [the backing splits in the middle] and then reach your finger in... Now you try.

(i remove sticker)

her: Now we've bonded.

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