One more for the "i feel old" list and the "most people i know don't have serious relationships but the closer they get to me the most likely they are to" lists that i'm always complaining about: my "long lost ex-pseudo-girlfriend" (i.e. the girl i sort of kindof dated sophomore year of highschool (what can i say? I was kind of stupid then)) just got engaged.

To clarify: The "i was stupid" was meant to explain why i was "kindof sortof maybe" dating someone instead of actually dating them (not meant to imply anything about the girl in question, whom i should have dated). If there's anything the last 10 years have taught me it is that if you're "not dating" someone, then you really should be dating them. "not dating" has all the disadvantages without the advantages.