Today as Lisa and I were coming back from Dim Sum in Oakland's Chinatown, we found a printout of this web page stapled to a wall. Next to the poster were scrawled the two graffiti:

"Hello Kitty Hates Jesus,"

and

"Hello Kitty Sucks Cock."

However, as Lisa pointed out, "Hello Kitty can't suck cock, Hello Kitty has no mouth!"

(Also, if anyone can explain why Hello Kitty is on a page of biblical quotations, please let me know.)