If you're anything like me, for the past two years you've been wondering about just one thing: whatever happened to Shaolin Soccer? It seemed like the previews were everywhere a couple of years ago, but the movie never got released. Well, according to Greg's Previews, the wait is finally over: Shaolin Soccer, after being pushed back by Miramax no less than eight times, is debuting in New York and Los Angeles on March 26.