I've been enlisted by the H-R Club of New Mexico to try to come up with some good events so that the club appeals to people who graduated after 1950. Another guy and I have decided that the best way to do this is to bring in some speakers who people would need to see, if only to show their outrage. John Ashcroft would be my top pick. Since he's unlikely to come to a liberal bastion to give a speech, I have to come up with someone who isn't such a chicken. Does anyone have any ideas?

So far the best idea I've come up with is bringing Chuck Hagel to town to debate Wavy Gravy on why we should bring back the draft.